The Voices Within

DISCLAIMER:The below post is my brainchild and I hereby state that the names used in this post do not represent anybody personally and the article is sheer fictitious.Please don’t take anything to the heart. Awaken your frivolous side and take my advice!:)

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In this fashion-savvy world, one needs to update himself on what’s happening around the world . Be it his costume or his mannerism or his name. Now if you had this stupid feeling that you don’t have a cool name or repent having a numb one, you have come to the right place. Why fear if rampantheart is here to help you? Fear not, buddy, I am here to help you make life all colorful and fun. I am compiling a list of cool names that have been made just for you! If you feel that your name is all Victorian and doesn’t sound stylish, here ’s a free guide to making it sound ultra cool and modernistic. “Changing names has never been so mush easier and fun” says Yellie Yong- then Victoria Yong. How can the poor soul survive with such a Victorian name? So, she came to me amidst tears and now, Yellie is all excited and even has a fat bf called Piggian Pong (then Jack something. I don’t remember). So, now you see the effect of names on people. Lately, many people have realised the importance of fancy names. Believe me, their changed names have made them hugely successful. I don’t usually give away free stuff as serious as this, but felt bad about not helping people out there who really need something like this.I have compiled a list of 13 cool names for people and if you happen to like them , do send me a thank you note, even I get flattered at times and if possible, pay me via paypal. I wouldn’t say no for an answer if you are gonna be all generous and supportive. But don’t send bucks less than $5. It’s insulting, you see. Makes me think of an incident that happened a while back.Birdie Birdswell(then Margaret Lowe) , an aspiring singer and a then wannabe, had come to me and now you see where she is now. But that self-conceited lady told me i had nothing to do with her success and paid me $2.99.I was totally pissed off and sent her $3.Now you know what I am like.All I want people to be is generous. Hope you get my point. I knew you would, silly me!

I could go on telling such interesting instances but i am busy, you see. So, I shall go straight to the point and list the names.

#1.Kiddie (M/F) -a general name

#2.Dashton(M)-If you/ your kid dashes against everything or is hyper-active; Dashtie(F)

#3.Alibice( F)(ay-li-biss)- if you/ your kid is a born criminal; Alibion(M)

#4.Doughnutston(M)-the names says it all;for dough nut freaks; Doughnuttie(F)

#5.Jewelda(F)-for designers/ lovers of jewels; Jewelderk(M)

#6.Geekquinstin(M)- for geeks; Geekquinstine(F)

#7.Poemellina(F)-for poets; Poemellin(M)

#8.Blogotte(F)-for bloggers; Blogot(M)

#9.Buckster(M)-for those who love money; Buckmalia(F)

#10.Nutt(M)-for those who are generous enough to call themselves fools; Nuttilda(F)

#11.Akshonista(F)-for daredevils; Akshonian(M)

#12.Capricorno(M)-for people who are capricious; Capricornda(F)

#13.Winnbutt(M)-for people who can win but always have doubts or those that are self-conscious; Winnbuttna(F)

Hope you have jotted the names down or bookmarked or stumbled or whatever. Don’t forget that these names can also be used in the Virtual World. Have cool usernames that has your friends cringe inside with envy! If you have any doubts or want to change your destiny, please feel free to contact me. Don’t forget,if you are naming your kids with the names I suggested, make sure that you are generous and send me something pleasant. If i were to give you the whole list of names I have in mind, you would become my competitor. 13 isn’t that bad a no. at all, or is it?